I’ve got to board that Spaceship
Gotta get out while I can
I tried to save Earth’s culture
But it didn’t go to plan

Well, never mind, forget it
Who needs it anyway?
Let’s chuck this rubbish in the bin
Then turn and fly away

I will climb aboard that shuttle
Learn to juggle next to Hucknall
Watch the planet turn to rubble as we go
All that art? They’ll reproduce it
And we can always write more music
Plus I hear Mick’s brought his acoustic…
Oh no…

A world with no TV shows
No sign of Ant & Dec
No Masterchef, no Strictly
Rest in peace, Anton Dubec

No Danny Dyer, no Sonia
All erased without a trace
All those shows that we’ve Sky Plussed
Real Housewives! Ru Paul’s Drag Race!
Yes, some folks might say they’re tacky
But these things make people happy
So we can’t let Downton Abbey fade away
Cos life is hard enough already
Without forgetting Lorraine Kelly
And the many little joyful things that get us through the day

All the songs we danced to
Well our kids should have them too
West Life, Take That, Girls Aloud,
The Spice Girls, Five and Blue
We need these simple pleasures
After all that we’ve been through
Olivia I know what I must do

This is my legacy
All the little things that make life less rubbish
Cos when it’s raining you need a brolly
When you’re in pain you need Phil & Holly
Legacy
Tiny flashes of joy, well that’s what love is
So take it and remember me
That shall be my legacy

This is my legacy.
All the little things that make life less rubbish
Ever onward through joy and sadness
Never fear cos at least you have this
Legacy tiny flashes of joy well that’s what love is
Take it and remember me
This will be my legacy.