We’ve got to pay tribute to Disney
But we can’t put one foot wrong
Cos Disney’s lawyers, well they’ll destroy us
If we use a single real Disney song

The planets crust might be breaking,
Mickey Mouse will still be litigating
So let’s hope they don’t see this bit..

“Okay everybody, what’s your favourite Disney song? There are so many to choose from!”

I like the one about the beast
who wants to take a beautiful girl on a date - It’s called beauty and the… No! No, I didn’t say it!

It’s called Hot Girl And The Man Punching Above His Weight

“And it’s got that beautiful song…”

The crockery can talk,
you can chitchat with this plate,
Then cover him in flan,
Hot Girl And The Man Punching Above His Weight

One film down - but we must have the one about the guy who was king of the lions.
It’s called um….
The Best Lion - anyway
It’s got this bit where Simba, I mean Simon
Is sat under the stars with his girlfriend Pat
They’re looking at each other and it’s so romantic
And the music goes like this…

Are these lion about to shag,
it looks that way to me
I didn’t sign up to watch Lion pornography
Let’s see what’s on ITV!

Or the one about the chilly girl
And she freezes things it’s called… Brrrrr
It’s got that great song about letting it go and it goes a little bit like this…

Let go of it,
Let go of it,
God it’s bloody cold out here,
Let go of it
Let go of it
Going out was a thick idea
Oh nice coat! I wish I’d bought mine.
But it looked alright this morning
So I thought oh fuck it, it’s probably fine.

But my very favourite Disney film
Is the one about the mermaid
She’s half fish half woman
and it’s called The Little merma..no!
It’s called the tiny fish girl
And the greatest Disney song for me
is the one about her wishing she could leave
the sea

(Bubbles)

These films mean so much to us
So Minnie Mickey Donald Goofy please don’t sue us
And come and see the show.
That would be the best! Be our Guest!
Shit!