KATE BUSH
You should’ve done more recycling
And washed out those Marmite jars
You should have all taken up cycling
Or started driving hybrid cars

LILY ALLEN
You should have paid attention to our famous faces
When we were saying just how fucked the human race is

OLIVIA RODRIGO
But it didn’t stop you
Look where it’s got you

LILY + OLIVIA
I bet you feel stupid, but hey

KATHERINE JENKINS
We told you so
We told you so
I guess we were right all along
We told you so
We told you so
How could anything Bono or Cher says be wrong?

DOLLY
You idiots ruined the planet
Now off into space we must go

THE QUEEN
So, great job. Thanks a lot.
We told you so

V2
ALANIS
You should have all gone vegan
No more animals, have beans instead
But you had to go and eat them

GRETA
Now every cow is dead

SHAKIRA
We tried to save you losers
We showed such compassion
We bought Toyota Prius’s and sang Imagine

BABS
It sounded gorgeous, but you ignored us
Now look, you've made Chris Martin Cry!

JESSIE J, BABS, GRETA, SHAKIRA, ALANIS, KATE BUSH, LILY, OLIVIA,DOLLY QUEEN
We told you so, we told you so
Do you hear the Celebrities sing
We told you so, we told you so
But oh no I guess you know better than Sting

JULIE ANDREWS
It seems you weren't paying attention
Well now you must reap what you sew
When the earth explodes, just note -
We told you so!

BRITNEY
Jess is super stressed now
She’s really shitting bricks
There’s only half an hour left now
Why did you give her this job you pricks

ADELE
Olivia Colman made some funny choices

MARGE SIMPSON
You can’t save the earth with funny voices

ARIANA
Ariana riffs

MARGE SIMPSON
That’s right Ariana, good point.

ALL
We told you so, we told you so

PALOMA
This job’s too important for Jess

ALL
We told you so, we told you so

AGUILARA
She can’t save the world, she can barely get dressed

IDINA
She’s failed to meet expectations
And christ they were already low

GAGA
Well great job thank’s a lot
What do you think Gal Gadot?

GAL
She ballsed it up that’s what

We told you so!